Progressives, Conservatives, and Emperors Agree: Abolish The Democratic and Republican Parties February 15, 2010 at 12:51 pm

PROCLAMATION.

Norton I., Dei Gratia, Emperor of the United States and Protector of Mexico, being desirous of allaying the dissensions of party strife now existing within our realm, do hereby dissolve and abolish the Democratic and Republican parties, and also do hereby decree the disfranchisement and imprisonment, for not more than ten, nor less than five years, to all persons leading to any violation of this imperial decree.                        Norton I.

San Francisco Herald
August 13, 1869
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Enough (2005) February 11, 2010 at 8:30 pm

Altered Egos hard-hitting electronic hip-hop track with Kontra on the raps. Beat composed on the MC-909. Unreleased 2005 song for your enjoyment. Creative destruction. Enough is enough but sometimes it’s too much.

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So run and hide
unless you want to come inside
these spaces which I coincide
Let these feelings multiply
cross your heart and hope to die
Kontra the destroyer
I’m free at last
and you’re the reason why I just laugh

Altered Instrumental January 20, 2010 at 3:33 pm

A slow, eerie, tortured song with drums that assault you. There’s no-where to run to, all roads lead back to the beginning. No lyrics or vocals yet. Hit me up if you want to do something with it.

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Twitter Round Up From The Ground Up December 30, 2009 at 3:11 am

Time to share a few of my favorite tweets over the past few days. Twitter becomes more fast-paced as you follow more people, so I thought I’d pluck some blurbs out of the real-time stream and show them off in my little aquarium.

When reporting on the War on Christmas, avoid giving away troop movements or revealing supply line locations.

There is an actual war on Christmas in Israel (and the Christian right is silent)

Dreams are only strange when you wake up from them.

conspiracies believe in you.

What is the Treasury hiding about Goldman Sachs and AIG?

Creativity contains opposites, like any new birth: joy of newness balanced w/labor of leaving comfortable status quo

“Life can only be understood backwards, but it must be lived forwards.” Soren Kierkegaard

“Most human beings have an almost infinite capacity for taking things for granted.” – Aldous Huxley

There were a lot of good ones, but they’ll have to wait until next round. If you think these tweets were stupid, then you’ll see even stupider ones when you add me on Twitter.