Progressives, Conservatives, and Emperors Agree: Abolish The Democratic and Republican Parties
PROCLAMATION.
Norton I., Dei Gratia, Emperor of the United States and Protector of Mexico, being desirous of allaying the dissensions of party strife now existing within our realm, do hereby dissolve and abolish the Democratic and Republican parties, and also do hereby decree the disfranchisement and imprisonment, for not more than ten, nor less than five [...]

